My skinny sisters are byotches! Not for real, but sometimes, lol.
I’ve enlisted the help of my sweet, kind, forgiving, younger sister to be my “personal trainer” for the wedding. She calls me every night just to check up on my progress and keep me accountable. She’s only in high school, but fortunately has always been very athletic and healthy and has a really good self image. She kinda scolds me if I skip a workout or eat a bit too much.
The OTHER sister is not as sweet or forgiving. She has always been thin and was very athletic as a child and could eat whatever she wanted and never thought twice about it. The past year she has become so ridiculously self righteous about nutrition it drives me up the freaking wall. She has gone from lean to almost gaunt over the past couple years and obsesses about calories far more than any certified nutritionist has ever. We are very close in age and appearance but she is about 20 pounds (or possibly more) smaller than me. When people in my life meet her they are always AMAZED how “she looks JUST look you, but TINY!”
I think that seeing me fluctuate between weights over the years is one of the reason she has recently become so paranoid about her own weight, but she also obsesses over my diet as well. There is never enough fiber in my cereal, few enough calories in my lunch, too many glasses of water, etc. etc. I love her, but sometimes it’s just hard to be around her because she’s so judgmental about everything.
She is home for the summer so she’s been encouraged my other sister to be meaner to me in my daily check-ups. She’s my Jillian and the younger one is my Bob. (If you are a Biggest Loser fan, you understand.) But today, she can can just kiss those extra two slices of pizza on my ass because I’m just not in the mood today and I’m doing a damn triathlon on Saturday.
I’d like to see her skinny ass swim 300 meters, bike 12 miles, and run 3. In under 2 hours.
Okay, I got that out of my system. I’m just giggling with the silliness of all this now. I’m going to dance around the house while I clean for a mini-workout and go to bed!
Have a great evening, ladies!!!!!!!!!
